Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
