so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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