Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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