I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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