I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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