How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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