pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
we should paint friendship bongs
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