I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I have post one night stand depression
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