yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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