i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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