We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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