So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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