We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Iβm traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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