it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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