chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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