Just fell off a train. Bad.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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