I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Green mimosas i think yes
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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