I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish i was in the wii world.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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