I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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