People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
it's great music for shaving your balls
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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