woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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