I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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