I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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