no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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