fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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