I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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