Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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