Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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