STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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