Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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