So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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