i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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