Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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