So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I wish you could order shots online.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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