He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
