I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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