It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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