Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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