Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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