in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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