we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.