Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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