do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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