I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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