she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize