I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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