Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.