I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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