I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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