i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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