they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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