wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The feeling are messing with the penis
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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