I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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