Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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